Web/Tech

December 04, 2008

Amazon

I've finally got round to joining amazon's Associates programme. Unless I've made a complete hash of things then anytime you click through to via the little Amazon button on the right I should receive a commission on anything you purchase. Clearly this is the way to do your Christmas shopping... Also, a friend said that I should really have an Amazon "Wish List" of stuff I've been meaning to purchase but, er, haven't. So here it is. I mean it would be embarrassing, but kind of wonderful, if anyone paid any attention to this sort of thing. However, shopping at amazon via this site costs you nothing more than what you'd be paying if you just went straight to Amazon...

October 27, 2008

Twittering

So, Twitter is the new rock'n'roll. Or something like that. Perhaps it is. Did you know, for instance, that Stephen Fry is a Twitterer? Well, he is and you can follow his feed here.

(Mine is here, incidentally.)

October 13, 2008

Apple Grumble

Can anyone explain why Apple thinks it's fine* to charge one £800 for a new MacBook that arrives without a proper freakin' word processing programme? This seems to be a new development, since my previous two Apple computers were so equipped. Why, Steve Jobs why?

*I suppose it's because brand loyalty and convenience  - ie, knowing how to use Macs but not a  PC - means that they can fob one off with this sort of nonsense and trust that we'll still pony up for the latest edition of iLife. So, anyone have recommendations for a good open source word processing programme?

September 23, 2008

Hamlet: the Facebook Folio

Courtesy of Sarah Schmelling at McSweeney's:

Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.

Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.

The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.

Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.

Hamlet's father is now a zombie.

- - - -

The king poked the queen.

The queen poked the king back.

Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.

Marcellus is pretty sure something's rotten around here.

Hamlet became a fan of daggers.

V droll.

[Hat-tip: Ezra Klein]

June 27, 2008

As go newspapers, so goes the Top 40

Responding to a reader's suggestion that pop music became terrible once folk could just download (legally or not) any music they desired, Megan McArdle sensibly disputes the premise, writing:

I'm not sure that musical talent is eroding so much as being dispersed. The rise of cheap distribution means there are more genres and sub-genres than there used to be--and also that acts don't need to broaden their appeal so much as they once did. If you don't need to get on a top forty station to make it big, you will lose the elements you once might have added to attract that audience. Conversely, the pop acts will stop trying to appeal to the genre fan base, so their music will sound worse to those of us who didn't much like top forty in the first place.

For music, read journalism.

The problem newspapers have (or, rather, one of the problems they face) these days is that the nature of the beast has traditionally encouraged them to have as broad an appeal as possible*. Hence a single product wants to attract people who love crossword puzzles and those with a passion for gardening; political junkies and corporate executives; cricket fans and teachers...

But as we all know by know, the rise of cheap distribution and the niche opportunities afforded by the internet, threaten all that. Indeed, to some extent newspapers now provide a kind of tasting menu for lifestyle interests with the different that, alas, once you find something you like you leave the people providing the introductory offer behind and sign up with someone who specialises in producing the stuff you're really interested in.

*Politicians, of course, face the same difficulty.

May 06, 2008

Like MTV but with music you enjoy

Speaking of country music, I'm going to guess that this is the sort of thing that's not news to anyone but me. But did you know that you can create your own music TV station? If you have a lastfm account*, just enter your user name here and, by the magic of youtube, you'll get a stream of music videos chosen to fit your lastfm preferences. That's too cool for me really.

*Even if you don't, just enter a band name and you'll get all their youtube goodness delivered straight to your screen.

What price books?

Megan hails Amazon's e-reader, the Kindle* and makes a pretty persuasive case. But what happens when you lose or break your Kindle? Does that mean you've lost your library too? James Joyner is not quite so convinced and complains:

And the fact that e-books are still priced at 50-80 percent the sticker price of the hardcover books strikes me as outrageous, given that the cost of materials, production, transport, and so forth have gone away and one doesn’t end up with a nice objet d’art for one’s shelves.

Not so fast! Authors have to get paid too! Now if every book were sold electronically I doubt you would see much of a price drop for consumers - at least not in the case of still-in-print and copyright material. e-books should, theoretically, be excellent for out-of-copyright classics since these books can be sold for, well, practically nothing (or even given away) while costing no more to carry around than, well, any other book. Equally, some readers may find it easier to make it to the end of the great classics since they may not actually be able to see how many pages they have to go before completing the task.

So, good news for the classics? Perhaps so. But not necessarily bad news for writers either. In fact, the Kindle - and its competitor products - might prove a boon to writers. Readers generally vastly over-estimate how much an author receives from a book sale. Suppose, for instance, that a customer pays £10 for a book in Borders or Waterstones. Well, the author ain't going to see much of that. To begin with, the major chains routinely insist upon a 50% discount. So the publisher is only receiving £5. The author may, if he's lucky, receive 10% of that. But only once all other costs have been met: ie, printing, distribution, marketing, emplyoment costs and so on. Oh, and the author's advance. All this being the case, it's not a great surprise that most books fail to cover their advances (of which the author only receives 85% before tax, anyway since he needs, quite properly, to pay his agent something too).

On the one hand you could say that publishers are being generous to authors; on the other you could argue that this helps publishers since if it weren't the case that a few popular successes subsidise all other production publishers might have to be more creative, hard-working and innovative in terms of actually pushing and selling and marketing books. As the system currently stands, authors can do well if their book is a surprise best-seller, but publishers do disproportionately better still.

As it is the person who does the most work - the author - receives the least, and final, reward.

The Kindle could, at least theoretically, change that if authors begin to sell directly. I don't quite know how this would work, but you can at least envision a future in which it is publishers who are squeezed as authors are able to sell directly  - or via Amazon and so on - to the public who'll download their books onto their e-readers.

Now you might say that this might not be great news for writers whose books don't earn back their advances, but again it's not clear how much this failure is their fault at present and how much represents the failure to find the market in the first place, let alone build it.

And how much is expensive anyway? Would you be willing to pay £5 for an e-version of a book if you knew that 80% of that money was going to the fellow who actually spent a year writing the book? That doesn't seem very unreasonable to me now, does it?

*Weird name: or do they mean to suggest that the Kindle is actually some kind of book-destroyer like, er, fire?

April 30, 2008

Not Microsoft's Finest Hour

Clippy_4 Do you use Microsoft Word? If so you'll probably remember the hideous "Clippy" who'd pop up to offer entirely unwanted, un-needed, chatty advice every time you tried to write anything .

This hideous creation must have been planted in Redmond by Steve Jobs. Or something. Anyway, "Clippy" is, mercifully, no more. All praise to James Fallows, the man responsible (at least partly) for killing the wee bugger off.

April 01, 2008

Nightmare in Hamilton

Attention cricket fans: this is the best video you will have seen in ages. Left Arm Chinaman reconstructs the miserable first test between England and New Zealand... using blu-tack. Genius.


[Via Will at The Corridor]

March 03, 2008

Doh is not a real word...

But... The makers of Scrabble are going after the Indian boys responsible for the wondrous Scrabulous. What stupidity. Don't they realise that Scrabulous has introduced the Facebook generation to the game. Yes, it's a rip-off of the boardgame but it's also the best thing to have happened to Scrabble in years. How many sets will be sold to people introduced to the game online? Plenty I should imagine. Why, for the first time in years I played a couple of games of "real" Scrabble last weekend. I doubt that would have been the case but for Scrabulous.

Tellingly, Hasbro and Mittel aren't cracking down, as best one can tell, on less popular online rip-offs of the game. Which rather suggests intellectual property isn't their prime concern and they are in fact just as foolish as they seem.

So, yes, I suspect they have a pretty good case but that it's not one that's in their own best interest to pursue.

February 21, 2008

Twittering...

Being envious of friends in Washington who are twittering about what would seem to be a rather splendid lunar eclipse tonight I signed up to Twitter. Needless to say I have scarcely any idea as to how it is supposed to work or what it is for. The FAQ were not entirely encouraging:

But... what is the point?
As it turns out, your best friend is probably interested in knowing if you're "loving the new Radiohead album." And yes, your Mom may want to know if you're "skipping breakfast in favor of a latte."  You might want to know if your significant other "feels like taking a roadtrip." Find out what your friends are doing; keep each other abreast of your quotidian rituals.

None of this seems terribly likely. But, as ever, I am prepared to bow to the wisdom of the crowd. What is this Twitter you speak of and why should I speak of it too?

UPDATE: I had meant to say that I was initially enormously sceptical of, and resistant to, Facebook and subsequently somewhat chagrined to discover that I a) liked it heaps and b) found it useful.

Not as chagrined as my father mind you, who sheepishly admitted last year that, having been provided (by a newspaper*) with a computer last year he now realised that this internet and email thing is "rather fun".

*Yeah, they became tired of receiving ill-typed faxed copy. I think my father is now - and I trust he will forgive me mentioning this - the last living, rregular contributor to the Telegraph's books pages to have embraced this new technology.

February 07, 2008

Big in Japan. For real...

Are books dead? No, just different. Or, rather, story-telling adapts to new technology. To wit, Japan. As the New York Times reports:

TOKYO — Until recently, cellphone novels — composed on phone keypads by young women wielding dexterous thumbs and read by fans on their tiny screens — had been dismissed in Japan as a subgenre unworthy of the country that gave the world its first novel, “The Tale of Genji,” a millennium ago. Then last month, the year-end best-seller tally showed that cellphone novels, republished in book form, have not only infiltrated the mainstream but have come to dominate it.

Of last year’s 10 best-selling novels, five were originally cellphone novels, mostly love stories written in the short sentences characteristic of text messaging but containing little of the plotting or character development found in traditional novels. What is more, the top three spots were occupied by first-time cellphone novelists, touching off debates in the news media and blogosphere.

“Will cellphone novels kill ‘the author’?” a famous literary journal, Bungaku-kai, asked on the cover of its January issue. Fans praised the novels as a new literary genre created and consumed by a generation whose reading habits had consisted mostly of manga, or comic books. Critics said the dominance of cellphone novels, with their poor literary quality, would hasten the decline of Japanese literature.

Whatever their literary talents, cellphone novelists are racking up the kind of sales that most more experienced, traditional novelists can only dream of.

One such star, a 21-year-old woman named Rin, wrote “If You” over a six-month stretch during her senior year in high school. While commuting to her part-time job or whenever she found a free moment, she tapped out passages on her cellphone and uploaded them on a popular Web site for would-be authors.

After cellphone readers voted her novel No. 1 in one ranking, her story of the tragic love between two childhood friends was turned into a 142-page hardcover book last year. It sold 400,000 copies and became the No. 5 best-selling novel of 2007, according to a closely watched list by Tohan, a major book distributor.


December 19, 2007

Postcards from the Edge

Via Tyler Cowen, here's today's eBay ploy. The current winning bid is a startling very reasonable $190:

You are bidding on a rare chance to traumatize a treasured friend or relative with baffling, mind-numbing, mystery correspondence from abroad.

Here is the arrangement:

I will be spending the Christmas holiday in Poland in a tiny village that has one church with no bell because angry Germans stole it. Aside from vodka, there is not a lot for me to do.

During the course of my holiday I will send three postcards to one person of your choosing.

These postcards will be rant-ravingly insane, yet they will be peppered with unmistakable personal details about the addressee. Details you will provide me.

The postcards will not be coherently signed, leaving your mark confused, guessing wildly, crying out in anguish.

"How do I know this person? And how does he know I had a ferret named Goliath?"

Your beloved friend or relative will try in vain to figure out who it is. Best of all, it can't possibly be you because you'll have the perfect alibi: you're not in Poland. You're home, wherever that is, doing whatever it is you do when not driving your friends loopy with international prankery.

Your target will rack their brains in the shower. At dinner. During long drives. At work. On the golf course.

"Who did I tell about the time I got fired by a note on my chair?" they'll ponder,  "And where the hell is Szczeczinek?"

But wait, there's more.

To add to the sheer confusion and genuine discomfort, one missive will be on an original promotional postcard announcing the 1995 television premiere of Central Park West on CBS.

Another will be a postcard celebrating Atlanta's disastrous hosting of the 1996 summer Olympic games.

Your mark will be at a complete loss, desperate for answers, debating contacting people he or she hasn't talked to in years.

"I know this will sound weird," they'll say, "but by any chance were you in Eastern Europe ranting about cantaloupe... twelve years ago... right before some show with Mariel Hemingway debuted?"

When you decide to end the torment is completely up to you...

 

October 22, 2007

Useful Campaign Graphic of the Day

Republican Facebook? Well, an amusing parody anyway. [Hat-tip Crooked Timber]

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September 25, 2007

A Facebook Agony Uncle Emerges...

What's the appropriate way to deal with a "Will you be my Facebook Friend?" request from someone you don't know? How many damn friends should you have anyway? The estimable Reihan Salam tells you what you need to know about these and other social networking dilemmas..

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