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June 07, 2008

Annals of Punditry

Euro 2008 starts today and happily we're spared the agony of watching Scotland play. The BBC are doing their best to persuade us that even a tournament "without England" might be worth watching even though most sentient people appreciate that England's failure to qualify actually enhances the tournament, especially for the TV viewer who might have an increased chance of intelligent, astute, imaginative, perceptive TV coverage.

Not so fast my friends! Here's the BBC's Gary Lineker explaining why he thinks Spain can win the tournament:

It is open, but I am going for those perennial underachievers in Spain...the feeling is that [the] team chokes, but they have done well in sports like golf and motor racing where they have shown they have the bottle.

So: Sergio Garcia winning a golf tournament or two and Fernando Alonso's success in F1 enhance Spain's prospects of winning Euro 2008? Amazing. Lineker's other reason for supposing Spain can do well?

Spain also have this experience of players going abroad - their national team has never had that before.

By abroad, of course, Lineker means England. Well, maybe, but let's just say that having lots of chaps playing in the Premier League didn't exactly enhance England's prospects for winning the tournament, did it?

Gary Lineker is paid £1.5m a year. By you.

April 07, 2008

Good Day in Paris

The BBC:

Paris protests mar Olympic relay

This, naturally, is entirely incorrect. The problem would have been if there hadn't been any protestors.

Still, the BBC, which is sending more than 400 staff to Beijing, is heavily invested in the Olympics and keeps insisting that London 2012 is something to be jolly proud of whereas much of the population wished the IOC had handed the games to Paris instead.

March 04, 2008

Joke of the Day

This could be the most risible thing one's seen yet from this risible government:

The Labour Party has accused the BBC of bias towards the Tories.

An official complaint has been lodged, claiming Radio 4's Today programme has given David Cameron an easy ride in recent interviews.

A senior party official accused the broadcaster of coming to a "special arrangement" with the Conservatives to avoid any "difficult questioning" of the Tory leader.

But it's also further evidence of something else: Brown's goose is cooked. This is the sort of desperate floundering you associate with governments in their final, failing days. It's not the action of a ministry bursting with important new ideas. This sort of thing has a very 1996 sort of flavour doesn't it?

(Of course we do things differently in Scotland: if there were any proper Tories left here,  BBC Scotland would still treat them as though they were child molesters.)

February 06, 2008

Athens to their Rome for sure...

Sure, Fox and CNN are almost unwatchable (I'm tempted to switch to Al-Jazeera English) but the good folk at The Economist remind one that the BBC is perhaps even worse:

9:10 : Katty Kay (yes, that's really her name), a BBC anchor, pronounced Hillary Clinton the victor in Tennessee: this was especially notable, says Katty, because Al Gore lost the state in 2000, so it was a relief to see a Democrat finally win. You know, in a Democratic primary, that's probably going to happen. Pretty much every time.

May 10, 2007

Press Management: Downing Street Style

Fans of the BBC's terrific political comedy  The Thick of It will know that the relationship between Downing Street and Fleet Street tends to be, well, adversarial...

The BBCs Jeremy Paxman - like Tim Russert but with, you know, teeth - asks himself before every interview "Why is this lying bastard lying to me?" and that cheery cynicism tends to dominate almost all coverage of British politics. (For better and for worse.)

New Prime Ministers can sometimes count upon a brief honeymoon period before normal service resumes. But they all get their kicking in the end and it's best not to worry too much about these things.

That was one of John Major's initial mistakes: he cared too much about his press coverage. Thus Major foolishly telephoned Kelvin MacKenzie, editor of The Sun, to ask him how the paper planned to cover the Black Wednesday debacle that forced Britain out of the European Exchange Rate Mechanism and ruined the Tories' reputation for sound economic management.

"Well," began MacKenzie, "I've got a bucket of shit on my desk, here."

"Oh yes ..."  said the Prime Minister

"And I intend to pour the whole lot over you."

Which, of course, he duly did.

It works both ways, mind you. Gordon Brown will not enjoy much of a honeymoon and not just because he's been a central, brooding figure on the national stage for 15 years already. His latest press watchdog, Damian McBride is known to Blairites as "Damian McPoison" and favours a press relations style that even Alastair Campbell might find a trifle excessive.

In the course of a characteristically persuasive piece on the new Brown era The Spectator's Political Editor Fraser Nelson reveals this charming anecdote about press management UK-style:

"...Mr McBride is known for being a little too enthusiastic in his pursuit of enemies, real or perceived. While tales of Alastair Campbell’s bullying were common coin in Fleet Street, tales of Mr McBride’s work tend to be less widely circulated. But one was made public on Tuesday night at the leaving party for Anthony Browne, who has just stepped down as chief political correspondent of the Times to run the Policy Exchange think tank. It is a useful glimpse of the Chancellor’s tactics.

Mr Browne had asked for a Treasury comment on his paper’s scoop that the Chancellor had been warned in advance by officials about the damage his 1997 pensions fund raid would do. The reply came by text message from Mr McBride, and instantly presupposed a vendetta on Mr Browne’s part: ‘I suppose your, er, “new” Tory employers will be delighted so I can see why you personally are trying to turn it into something. Disgusting, really, for someone being paid by a so-called paper of record.’

A second text message followed. ‘I just wish for once you’d try to get past your cynical, Tory, halfwit Harold Lloyd schtick to try and be a genuine journalist. It’s presumably cos of your inability to do so that you’re off to earn a crust at some Tory think tank instead. Pathetic.’ As the bespectacled Mr Browne read all this out during his leaving speech there were intakes of breath, even among the journalists present. The era of hardball and spin is to outlive Mr Blair."

Beat that Malcolm Tucker...

May 04, 2007

Random Election Musing...

Good joke at the end of Radio Scotland's Scotland At Ten election analysis this evening: as the hosts signed off for the night what was the music chosen? Only It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I feel Fine)

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